Step 0.1: If there is a hot cup of coffee waiting to be picked up, kindly pick it up and hand it to its owner.
Step 1: Make sure there is plenty of water.
Step 2: Push the power button to begin the warm up process.
Step 3: Place a Keurig pod in the machine.
Step 4: Choose between pot or single serve from the flashing buttons.
Step 5: Choose the size in ounces from the number options.
Step 6: Push the "Strong" button, otherwise you are just brewing tea.
Step 7: Push the big silver K in middle of the controls.
Step 8: Wait patiently, then enjoy your coffee.